Sunday, November 21, 2010

#28

Things I Re-Learn at Church Every Week
Social Norm #1: Don't stare at someone for longer than 5 consecutive seconds unless in some form of conversation (If they're talking to you or you're talking to them) with said person. It makes for feelings of discomfort and unease. Especially for the person being stared at! Please.
Social Norm #2: One should never rustle the hair, headbands, or hats of another person (especially a woman) unless they are close friends or family. But even then, proceed with discretion.
Social Norm #3: If you choose to snooze in public be sure that you do not snore, especially when those around you are attempting to pay attention to someone or something else going on in the area.

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